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    November 02

    奇怪人都有奇怪朋友which means会带奇怪礼物上门

    首先,我要说的素,各位同学们,你们乔迁新家的那个魔门特,我上门送的礼物摸着良心是不是还在传统道德认可范围内,对吧?
    好,我来看看有些同学这次送我的乔迁礼物
    就是这个--日语教材
    而且还是男用版,这还分男女用的吗?
    看看里面内容,好像还是真的分男女版本的
    但请问这些话能在公众场合嗦促口吗?
    小孩子看见了一定会学坏掉,女的去做太妹,男的去卖白粉,要不的阿要不得(摇手指)
    而且关键是,这个字大概是最近十年内我见过位移比我还要见不得人的字体
    还有,这一夜要表达的是什么呢?
    像“Glay的中文写法是Glay”,“SMAP的中文写法是SMAP”有什么意义呢?
     
    我说,你们不能因为我做人不太靠得住,就送这么另类的上门礼物吧
    哪有上门送“哈密瓜+日语教材”这种奇怪组合的啊,这两者间的距离怕是比我和吴彦祖之间的都要大吧(我好想用成龙大哥跳鸿沟的老梗啊)
     
    不过,哈密瓜还是蛮好吃的,有一句说一句
     
     
    -----------节目组不允我说CCTV-5坏话的分割线-----------
    所以我就不说CCTV-5现在转播RoC的解说像“大根”了,嗯,不说了

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    Howhowwrote:
    这本书不是给你的,明天你给我带来
    Nov. 3
    sugar sunwrote:
    你的朋友好奇怪,这本书太范特西了~
    Nov. 3
    Joyce Huwrote:
    那个苹果也是我们送的
    Nov. 3

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